Vote For Me, It's A Joke letra

Vote for me/It's a joke
I would rather/Be the Pope
If I have to/I'll drink Coke
Hey I'm desperate/I need the job I'm broke

Vote for me/It's a joke
I'll take a bath/And use real soap
Comb my hair/Real nice
So what if/I've got lice

And if I'm elected President
I won't do anything
Just sit around and collect the money
Invite my friends over to play poker
And tell jokes that are funny

Vote for me/It's a joke
Famous people/I misquote
Tell you that/It's all true
Vote for me/Be a fool

Vote for me/It's a joke
I don't care/If you smoke
I don't care/If you choke
Just before you die/Make sure you vote

Art Paul Schlosser - Letras

• I Hate War
• I Like My Mother
• Jesus Is The Answer(Copyrighed 1992)
• My Cat Was Taking A Bath(Copyrighted 1989)
• Ron Dayne
• The One Chord Song(Copyrighted 1989)
• The Santa Claus Twist
• They Won't Play This On The Country Western Radio
• Venison Christmas
• Vote For Me, It's A Joke
• You Don't Gotta Die